Damn That Rap Music….Introducing Krispy Kreme

I’m not sure if anyone is quite sure about the level of seriousness in this video. It’s either hick-wannabe rap, or one of the biggest piss-takes the world has ever seen.

Check out Krispy Kreme’s music video for their (his?) song “The Baddest.” Dont forget to pay special attention to the lyrics… this stuff’s right up there with Shakespeare and Keats.

A few of my favourites:

“I could beat you up even if you had a thousand knives, even if you had infinity knives.”

“I’ve made-out with so many girls, i’ve made out with every girl in the world.”

“I have 400 cars, 400 scars and 400 hundred guitars…”

“Bet you I can dance better than you, I bet you, you don’t know 2 + 2.”

Maybe he is the baddest of them all….

I support Krispy Kreme and so can you.